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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:36
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones